Me, Grimlock have been hearing a lot lately about ‘Fiscal Cliff’. Me hear it in three weeks country going over it unless stupid liberals decide to stop hating successful people and giving money to deadbeats like me stupid liberal friend Ratchet. He not independent! He want money for free, money hard working REAL Americans earn hard way, REAL Americans like me, Grimlock! Other day Ratchet, Jazz and me, Grimlock hanging out in living room of Ark and they talking about how it all Republicans’ fault that country going over cliff. This is dumbest thing me, Grimlock ever heard! Ratchet say that both sides need to give up something. He use a big word…compartmentalize, maybe? He so stupid! Me, Grimlock tell him this not Russia. Would he, Ratchet want compartmentalize the Constitution, because that’s what he saying we should do. Bwa-ha ha ha! He no see that one coming! He say all kinds of things about how it bad for whole country, not just stupid liberals or smart conservatives, and it cost everyone, but me Grimlock was too busy laughing to listen. Ratchet so stupid.
Stupid liberals always falling off cliffs. One time, me, Grimlock have to save stupid liberals Ironhide, Hound and big-government Optimus Prime when they fall off cliff into river. But that only because Wheeljack and Ratchet put stupid Memory Components on we, Dinobots’ heads. Mind control, just like government want! If you too stupid to not fall off cliff, no expect me, Grimlock to come bail you out. Me, Grimlock believe in personal responsibility and me not responsible for others’ well being. That not American way! You fall off cliff into water, that your problem, not mine, Grimlock! Me, Grimlock don’t know where Fiscal Cliff is, but it not matter. When stupid liberals fall off it into river, this time me, Grimlock, won’t be there to pull them out.